I promised this in one of my flash submissions:

Corneil and Bernie:

It's a show about Bernie, a teen dogsitter(he's a boy), and Corneil, a talking dog(He's a boy too, but also a GEEK/NERD!), Bernie's the only one who know's that Corneil can talk because it's Corneils secret, and they are also best friends even though the're the EXACT OPPOSITE! Bernie's the best guy in the world! Yet, he's unnapreciated, Corneil's a spoiled, lazy, greedy, good-for-nuttin' fame stealer! All he does is get Bernie in trouble! also, they both live in the same apartment(BUT THE'RE NOT ROOMATES, they just live in the same building), but the're on opposite side of the apartment building, Bernie's on the bottom(which he doesn't deserve, he deserves, at least, the 24th floor!), and Corneil's somewhere close to the top, Bernie should get appreciated for all he does! But Corneil just ruin's it for him!

If MY description didn't work for you, here's the official show description:

: PS: The're LYING about Corneil in this description, cause Corneil's stupid, and dumb...

Corneil is a young, refined and rather sophisticated pet dog. In fact, Corneil is a dog of exceptional intelligence, a genius some might say : he is fluent in several foreign languages, can skim read and count at the speed of light! Rather wisely, he has always taken particular care to never reveal any of these talents to anyone, especially not to his owners! Corneil has only one wish : to live the comfortable, quiet life of a pampered pooch. However, when his owners, John and Elizabeth, take on Bernie as a dog-sitter, Corneil's life is turned upside down.

Here's a pic: Left: Bernie Barges! Right: Stinky Corneil!